Cut The Shit

by The Putz

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I wanna make it clear I’ve had it up to here With long-haired hippie freaks And I’d like to add that it drives me mad When they don’t shave for weeks I’m gonna gak, can we turn the clock back? I know you’re not a fucking lumberjack It’s time to shave (x6) I rack my mind, but I just can’t find Anything that I hate more Are you afraid of your razor blade? Now it’s growing down to the floor
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Montana went to Tampa, but she she didn’t take me too Montana went to Tampa, how are we gonna screw? Montana went to Tampa, now I guess I’m outta luck Montana went to Tampa, how are we gonna fuck?
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I was at my house and doing my chores I had a little fart, and I shit my drawers I don’t don’t wanna fart again I was hanging out at the high school dance I had a little fart, and I shit my pants I don’t wanna fart again I don’t wanna fart again, I don’t wanna fart again I’ve gotta hold it in no matter where or when ‘Cause I don’t wanna fart again There’s a chance that I’m falling apart I’m turning the shart into a work or art I don’t wanna fart again I don’t wanna fart again, I don’t wanna fart again I’ve gotta hold it in no matter where or when ‘Cause I don’t wanna fart again I ain’t gonna break no wind… ‘Cause I don’t wanna fart again
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released December 17, 2016

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